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Shorthand for the phrase “Shower of Bastards”. Used to describe a group of backstabbing, unscrupulous individuals.
Terrence: “I saw Baz out with his mates last night”
Rich: “What an absolute shower”
A party whereby people give ya gifts to help wif caring fer yer newly-acquired horse.
If yer in doubt about what to bring to a bridle shower, gift-certificates to da local feed-store are always appreciated.
While having sex in the shower for a prolonged period of time, when your dick begins to wrinkle up from the heat and humidity-like a pickle
I fucked this one girl in the shower for so long I got a shower pickle
The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.
That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.
When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.
George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.
The first beer after a long day of hard work.
Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.
-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.
Awwwwww.
i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day