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French Bukowski

The act of grabbing a baguette , smearing poop like nutella in it , and offering it to other people as a snack or meal.

“Last night Lisa was giving me so much shit, I went to the kitchen, made a French Bukowski, and gave it to her… EAT SHIT LISA!”

by JoseAMelbollo June 27, 2023


French shotgun

Where "shotgun" is defined as sharing smoke (i.e. weed, etc.) between 2 people that ends in a french kiss.

My girlfriend gave me a french shotgun while getting stoned.

by MasterJeffy69 November 20, 2022


French bumion soup

In which a man with a moustache, wearing a beret, ejaculates in a woman's anus and eats it out

Your dad makes a delicious french bumion soup

by Punkydooster February 5, 2022


French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs August 10, 2015


French Picnic

When one male licks the ass of another man.

My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.

by Magic and shabam May 5, 2018


French intersubjection

The conflation between the simple future tense and the present continuous tense in the French language.

(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).

In French intersubjection the phrase "am doing" has the same function as "will do" implying that will is a function rather than an action.

Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 7, 2019


French Wintercone

When two male partners of a threesome both get sucked in a public sex session by a female, keeping a cheek full of each contributor she then proceeds to open mouth French kiss each male participant and give them each a chilling taste of each other. Giving them each a tongue full of the mixture they then proceed to kiss each other for a proper swirl before taking a finger of snow and swishing the whole thing in their mouths and swallowing hard.

My cousin said she had a French Wintercone during her winter break in Maine.

by James_McKerras March 19, 2023