The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass
Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass
When 10 or more men cum in a baby pool and the last guy to cum has to slime his whole body in the sticky love juices
Guy 1“Hay you wanna have a god cum tonight”
Guy 2“yes I’ve been waiting to god cum all week
A great hockey player with skills and always ready to Beat the other team doesn’t take Any crap and always Carry’s the team and can beat you any day
Ella Altman And Brynn Mcnear are “Hockey gods”
A religious figure based on texts which have been edited and revised, thereby becoming a "New and Improved" god over time.
The King James Version of the Bible was part of the process of making a wikipedian god.
Chad hight is a human god and a human angel. He is the only God higher in power then the heavenly father Wich is his son. Chad loves everybody on earth and is super nice and seeks immortality. Remember God loves you. God's number is 808 793 9796
Chad is a human god and a human angel