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someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).
Steven: hey jack long time no see!
Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.
Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!
Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.
steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
1 man Hot Carl. Self Hot Carl.
I gave my self a golden corral chocolate fountain because I had nothing better to do
Punching a full bladder from the anus
John really wanted to water his lawn so I gave him a golden ram.
A type of person that has something valuable, but mostly useless in anyway.
Person 1: I can't believe he won fifty hundred bucks in the lotto even though he's just slacking off at work and doing nothing worthwhile.
Person 2: Well then that make's him a Golden garbage, utterly pathetic.
When you pee in a persons ass while having anal sex. And then they to squirt it back out onto to your chest.
“Reberta is a freak she gave me a golden carmicheal the other night.”
“Dude! Did she do the prey mantis or just the regular reverse squat?”
A golden shower, but the giver of the shower walks over the receiver as they lie on the ground, making sure to cover every inch.
G: Hey sugar, you feeling dirty? ;)
R: Yeah, I think I need a Golden Carwash.
Stupid clan that got nuked 3 times, had enemies with so many clans, allied with dead clans, one of the leaders was a furry that never got respect, overall it just sucks also the clan leader was a mobile leader with aside 2 other leaders it shows how he couldn't even rule his own clan without help.
guy 1 hey I like golden hydras.
guy 2 bro.. that's the worse clan in mortem
*shoots guy 1*
guy 2 disappointment..