Needs more dragons

A sarcastic way of saying you don't believe the story you're being told. You're basically "helping them" to make the story more creative, while at the same telling them you know it is a story and not actually true.

Person: "So I met Prince Harry and got his number but then I lost it."
Me: "Cool story, needs more dragons."

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venus dragon whip

When a man forces a girl onto her knees, pulls down his pants, and gets a blowjob. When he is satisfied, he then proceeds to force her open mouth onto his penis, pushing until her lips reach the base in one swift motion. Immediately following this action, the man pulls out his erect penis and bitch slaps her across the cheek.

Person 1: Guess what dude.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: When i was getting a blowjob from my bitch yesterday, i ended it with the venus dragon whip.

Person 2: Damn!!!

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Leafy Sea Dragon

The weirdest looking animal out there. For the love of God it is a dragon with LEAVES on it! Hence, it's extremely self explanitory name. Fun Fact: It can move one eye without moving the other! Gross!

" Well shucky darns! That thing there ain't no coral! It's a Leafy Sea Dragon taking advantage of it's physical adaptation by camoflaging into it's habitat!"

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G-Dragon

To plagiarise. Comes from the name of G-Dragon, member of Korean boy band BIGBANG, who has been involved in a plagiarism scandal with his new song "Heartbreaker."

Fuck, I think I just G-Dragon'd on accident in this essay.

It's not too obvious that I'm pulling a G-Dragon, right?

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Mongolian Dragon Punch

Where the male fists the female in the vagina and in the arse at the same time, one with each fist. The male then lifts the woman up with his two fists, points her at a target, and shouts "Hadouken!!!".

We played street fighter earlier, and she just spammed hadoukens the whole time. So later on, I gave her a mongolian dragon punch. Now she'll never use hadoukens again.

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Dragon Fingers

A unique disposition where the described has the ability to kick anyone's ass and is also instantly attractive to everyone in the vicinity.

Note: The description is usually only given by those accostmed to large ammounts of fantasy role play (such as Dungeons and Dragons) and mostly by those with no sexual appeal whatsoever.

"Damn, that girl's dragon fingers bring all the boys to the club".

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Blue dragon

A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez

Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?

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