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Missouri is home to many rivers, including the large Missouri River. The Missouri Canoe Blow involves a large/overweight naked man (must be 250lbs+) standing or treading in the middle of a river (preferably the Missouri River). Whilst waiting for the recipient of his penis, a different person - usually female - is released into the current of the river (going downstream). The recipient, generally naked as well, makes her way down stream using the front crawl if necessary, heading directly toward the erect penis. The man, upright, is perpendicular to the recipient, and the recipient floats toward the penis, smoothly inserting it into her mouth upon reaching it.
This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the temperature is below 60 degrees.
So yesterday my buddy was crazy 'nuff to get the Missouri Canoe Blow in the river!
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When one person does a full spread of the cheeks, and the partner shoves a crackpipe into the other person's butt and blows... HARD.
Yesterday I got, Indian Butt Blowed. Now I hurt when I poo.
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A blow johnson given by or to a person of hispanic/latino race.
Hey Chuo, will be you give me another Mexican Blow Johnson?
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sum 41, blink 182, good charlotte, simple plan, all rap,r&b,disco,and ASHLEE SIMPSON!
they ALL blow dogs for quarters
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1. a statement that something is approaching
2. an exclamation that something was rather funky really
1. m - wheres issie?
e - i dunno
m - omg thar she blows
2. omgosh do you remember that night? that was so thar she blows
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Was gizzed on in their eye after givin head
Yo man how'd things go with that fine bich Brenda?
Man by the end of the night you could call her G-eye blow!
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Blow-Me-Hoe is the name of a dress brand. The dresses are very low, where they show off the breasts of women. These dresses are used as a seducer, and 99.7% of the time, they get men to do whatever they want. They are designed by designer Madeleine Bonniot, Blow-Me-Hoe is a 2 billion dollar company.
While wearing the Blow-Me-Hoe, the man got down and did the dirty work.
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