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cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.

Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!

by alphacaiaphas March 30, 2011

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Pouring river water in your socks

It's quick, It's easy and it's free.

Guy 1: Why would I be pouring river water in your socks?
Guy 2: It's quick, It's easy and it's free.

by linkyboi January 5, 2023


pulled her on like a fishermans sock

A sexual act of love making

This slapper had a mean pair of tits and a cracking arse so fed her a couple of Bacardi breezers took her back to mine and pulled her on like a fishermans sock

by DJTL January 10, 2007

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ill beat you with a tube sock

filling a tube sock with pennies or a couple bars of soap and whoopin some ass...

bitch "ill beat you with a tube sock" full of change...

by Nick vp September 7, 2008

9πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


[Bottom]-of-the-[Sock]-[Drawer] [Day]

A term used to explain a type of day that you are having where nothing goes right, starting by not being able to find a matching pair of socks in a sock drawer or basket, except for the ones you starched the night before.

Dude my day is not chill. It's just a Bottom-of-the-Sock-Drawer Day........ Gggaaa my socks itch!

by Jimminee!! October 6, 2010

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


rock em sock em slut

one who rocks and socks the cock

jill is such a rock em sock em slut

by fernando, dan, andy January 31, 2005

7πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


let me knock them socks off

To describe taking a woman’s clothes off

What’s up babae. Let me knock them socks off ya feet

by Chivaputa August 29, 2021