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Granny Waffle

A old soggy flappy vagina

Babe I don't wanna have sex. You have a granny waffle.

by MrDILDO October 19, 2015


panty waffle

when someone makes hot panty's by putting them in theyre panties.

'yo fam can i get some waffles?' 'yeah sure lemme just take off my panties and give u 1 panty waffle.'

by Strykah2710 September 8, 2020


Hotel Waffle Maker

While doing a girl froggy style - when you’re ready to bust, spread her butt cheeks apart, bust in the crack, and roll her to her side.

I didn’t feel like springing for another plan b, so I gave her the hotel waffle maker

by High minds August 17, 2022


girls waffle

It's a women's vagina

Hey chase did you see that girls waffle sticking out?

by knowledge freak January 23, 2015


waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.

Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!

by QuacksO June 9, 2018


Waffle iron

Someone who likes hearing themselves talk. These people will waffle on and on about things they know nothing about. See also: gobshite

Did you hear Jimmy talking about the game? What an absolute waffle iron.

by November 9, 2020


waffle iron

its a tool used to make waffles, contrary to the other definitions.

I use waffle irons to make waffles, what else would I do with them?

by TheBurningBox November 25, 2018