don't scuff mah rockports, yo

the one funny thing oliver ever said.

"hey, dont scuff my rockports, yo!"

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Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine

black man saying to a white woman......girl i want you so bad sexually c

Girl im gunna sine yo pity on the runny kine h

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Ay Papi, Yo Queiro Su Cuerpo

Hey Sugar Daddy, I want your body.

Often said by random Latina wh0res.

Maria - Ay Papi, yo queiro su cuerpo.

J - Ay, dat's hawt, Mami.

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Beat the juicy out of yo Mama’s navel

juicy An aggressive term used to express anger or hatred towards another person.

beat the juicy out of yo mama’s navel

Jack, you’re such a jerk, Imma beat the juicy out of yo mama’s navel!

Shut yo faggedy ass up nigga

Once said by the legendary discord packer "No-lungs Chunks". He says this when he asks some one a question and when they try to answer he interrupts them mid-sentence. If he succeees he gets 1 point, starting a "forced upon" points game with them. You don't need to be gay or black to be adressed by this sentence.

Chunks: "Yo Tim, did you call Dequavious yet?"
Tim: "I did, but he said-..."
Chunks: "Shut yo faggedy ass up nigga."
Tim: "Aaaiiighttt"
Chunks: "Let's gooo. 1-0 baby."

yo mamas big fat booty band

A funk/ska/hip-hopesque band hailing from Ashville,NC. The Booty band have devoloped a style called "Bounce," Which of course is exactly what one is compelled to do when you hear their funky ass muzik. Broke out into the "jamband" scene at Wakarusa 2006 where they rocked the fucking house two nights in a row. Disclaimer; One of their groupies was wearing a white dress and white panties the first night at Wakarusa and was jumping up and down and she was on the fucking RAG! Now Thats Phunky!!! And then the next night the band got half naked and she was running around stage in her undies!!! Schtoops! Nevertheless, they are a killer band, Check 'em out...I mean just think of the band's name for god's sake...Genius dare I say

Tom: "What are you going to go and see"???? Rick:"I'm gonna go check out Yo Mamas big fat booty band."
Tom: "What'd you say about my mama."
Also, The epitome of funky is that groupie riding down the river of red. PHHHHHUUUNNNNKKKYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What to do when yo niggah skeemin

You boyfriend is a cheater therefore you have to cut his penis of and feed it to his mom

Wow this boy thing he cute what to do when yo niggah skeemin a voice in my head said burn his house down with him inside I'm going to jail now but it was worth it

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