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On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.
Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.
There is a national dumb day so why not have a national clever day. This is on 20th November. Have fun on this day but dont leave out any dumb friend-
You can go up to anyone and say "hey its clever day today and you're so clever" 'coz why not.
On December 15th it’s national gymnastics team manager day where you shower your manager in gifts
Oh my god Jenny happy national gymnastics manager day!
You can beat and give butt to all the boys you want And you can dress like a thot
Man-yo suck my dick
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome
February 4th is international breed a femboy day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to breed their femboy as many times as they want, as long as they consent.
Guy: Tomorrow is breed a femboy day, nice
Femboy: Cool see you tomorrow :3
Guy: Wait what
On Halloween you can hit anyone With your candy basket and not get in trouble.
Basket slap day is when you can Slap your brother with your candy basket and not get in trouble