When you get dicked so hard you fall asleep immediately.
In a state of blissful rigor mortis.
Then you wake up stiff.
Damn, he rocked me so hard last night, I got a case of the dickermortis. The ol' dick down. I was full on dick riggered.
When someone tries to "troll" Columbine but ends up being offensive as fuck or do something equally as bad or worse, then gets on your recommendations.
Luna: *scrolls TikTok*
J.J: makes offensive video
Luna: What a TikTok Dick.
When your dick gets shorter but also gets wider. Pure chode mode.
"Bro I think I got snowman dick."
"Damn dude I had that a while ago, my dick is still recovering"
Jokingly telling a friend about a word you created and then they immediately post it to Urban Dictionary, subsequently taking all the credit for your genius.
John you stole my word! Sorry Sara, you've just been Urban Dicked!
When a person looks up a term on urbandictionary.com. Past tense/past participle
My friend said I just Rick rolled him; I didn't know that was a thing, so I urban dicked it
Yumas dick
“Brought out his titan dick from his pants and starts pumping”
What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap
Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch