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When your girl is married you aren't getting any dick but you know she's getting smashed by her husband and y'all sharing frites at the Red robin
Yo you aren't smashing her but but y'all sharing food, you eating them dick fries.
This takes place during December where any girl can put there hands down there and stroke for 5-10 seconds any longer and they HAVE to kiss you
During stroke dick month I stroked his dick for too long and I had to kiss him
When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
A sticky orange sensation one feels after receiving oral from someone who has just eaten a calippo ice cream
Friend: How was your date with the ice cream lady
Me: Great, but now I have calippo dick
basically the same thing as bamboozled just funnier
“bro did we just get dick wallied”
When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.