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Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd
“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”
“Is that a crowbar?”
Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”
A simple cake or baked treat that is not made for birthdays or special occasions.
E.g. Lemon drizzle, sponge, poppy seed, carrot cake etc.
I baked a day cake for tea this afternoon.
Having a cake when it is not your birthday.
Daddy, can I have a Day Cake?
siblings day is made up just for you to show love to your siblings
my siblings are posting me for siblings day
That one day ur friend can make nacho jokes.
Hey! These are nacho fries!
(Nacho day)
Time to celebrate jonahwill on November 5th
Oh it's national jonahwill day, i should go sub to him