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Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 25, 2023


Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.

Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.

by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020


D.r.t. (Dick riding twins)

A name used for two people fuckkng the same guy

"The same d.r.t. (dick riding twins) did it again!"

by Literallynoideadude September 23, 2023


Dick On a Stick

The term for a pornstar or only fans content creator who doesn't show their face but only their body.

Damn did you see that last video of (input name). Yeah, that dick on a stick really rammed her.

by JFresh923 June 4, 2020


Dick on a Stick

A term for the pornstar or only fans performer who doesn't show his face, only his body and penis.

Yo man did you see (input name) video last night. Yea man that dick on a stick really rammed her in.

by JFresh923 June 4, 2020


dick on a stick

A scrawny guy with a gigantic penis

Used in the porn industry by female pornstars to describe scrawny male pornstars with gigantic dicks that primarily star in milf porn

Joe Ligma is a weakling who can't bench more than 40 pounds but has a cock bigger than his arm that dangles below his knees; he's a dick on a stick

by da gooose November 25, 2022


Dick Suckin Freak

A person who is just generally weird and likes to suck dick. Typically a female.

Man 1: You're a dick suckin freak!
Women 1: Am not! I've only sucked one dick!

by alabama isnt so bad :) April 28, 2020