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a ps vita that belonged to a gooner.
shit man i gotta get rid of that dirty vita before my mom finds it.
when your having sex and you yell: HOLY CHIPPINCH MY SHRIGLEY IS SHOWING
damn dude i had a dirty wrigley last night
dang that must’ve been weird
When you go to eat your raspberry pie and your girl pees on you
Man 1: yeah I was going down on my girl and she gave me a dirty Kalarni
The act of digging up a dead body and having sex with it using mud and dirt as lube
"Got real desparate last night and had to settle with doing em dirty"
The act of when you shart yourself mid sex and smear it on the stomach of the girl you’re fucking and you have a 10% chance of using the shit as lube if she’s an accountant.
I just pulled a dirty mayberry on the bitch. She was bad as hell; she was an accountant.
When your really horny, but your partner is asleep. You sack him in The balls and squeeze his pecker till the tip turns red.
I was fast asleep lastnight till I got dirty johnelle . And the tip of my pecker turned red!
When you drove over a Person with your car to Split them in half, so you can fuck the Persons ass and the mouth at the same time. After you came you can watch your come coming out of their guts if you want.
Last night I saw a guy doing the dirty Mariano on the Streits.