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When you can’t get hard so you try to masturbate while making your thumb penetrate the woman’s vagina.
Dude last night I couldn’t get hard so I did the Dirty Dayne
When you’re a Hispanic Martha looking to get down and dirty so you walk up to a random guy (preferably homeless) grab his dick and start blowing him will your nose fucks his butt.
Did you see her give that dude a dirty mirtha? I’m so jealous!
When two men are having sex and one runs up to a wall, back flips off it and slaps the other man in the face with his cock.
"Did you hear? Shane gave Ricky a Dirty Lucius, you can see the bruise left on his face"
The act of shitting into a mans mouth, then proceeding to wash it out with horse semen, and then having a passionate make-out session with said victim.
"I gave my grandpa a dirty luc for his 90th birthday."
When you take a box of torx wood screws and empty it in a mans asshole, then giving him a blowjob and ripping apart his asshole, making the screww fall out when he cums
fucken oath i had the dirty luc done to me last night.
A bus driver who becomes a lot lizard, typically due to unforseen circumstances. Whose pussy is readily available and used by truckers, adventurers and the like.
"I pulled into the truck stop to refuel. I ended up staying longer for the Dirty Bus Stop!"
-Rudy
When your husband is on the toilet, but your spouse/girlfriend has to vomit so he begins to spread his legs and vomit in the small gap, but as you flush it clogs.
I was in jamica taking a s*** and my wife did a dirty espinoza