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dirty Briley

When a man seduces his own daughter and takes her virginity in front of his jealous wife, causing her to kill herself, and the man dates his daughter.

Wow, he and his daughter look so much like a couple ever since his wife died, I bet he pulled a dirty Briley on her.

by JohnsonSucker69 January 21, 2025


Dirty Cobbler

The Dirty Cobbler is a three part culinary experience. Part one (the crumble): The base of the cobbler must be constructed, this may involve a number of techniques dependent on resources available. A female base, requires the base individual to refrain from washing her vagina for 3-5 days in order to build a healthy yet fresh crust, that can be crumbled using fingers – dependent on taste. A male base, involves intentionally reducing effort in wiping one’s anus (2-4 days) in order to leave winnets, these can be hardened in direct contact with sun light – dependent on taste. If time constraints prevail both genders may choose the short option of placing a digestive biscuit (cookie) into a plastic bag and crumbling by hitting it with a rolling pin, penis or penises, before placing this in the orifice of your choice.

Part two (the fruit sauce), the other person must eat 300g of Peaches, Pineapple, or Mango 6-8 hours before, then proceed to ejaculate onto the pre-made cobbler base.

Part Three (dining), The completed cobbler is then eaten by the ejaculator, spoon fed to the base individual, or consumed by an interested third party.

Darling, shall we make a dirty cobbler when the Browns come for dinner this Friday?

Yes what a lovely idea, would you prefer a natural or biscuit base?

by Spit, Helmet Madness & Banana June 25, 2015


Dirty Josey

When a woman pegs a man with a 14" long bedazzled dildo while laying on the king size bed that her grandma gave her.

"He wouldn't stop flooding my timeline with dank memes so I had no choice but to give him the ol' dirty Josey."

by Octamgoddamn June 14, 2023


Dirty Techtot

Is when you take a male streamer home and shave his beard off with rusty clippers.

Jon got the ol' Dirty Techtot one day and his fiance left him.

by TechThot June 12, 2022


Dirty Joanie

When you're banging a 50+ year old and make him jizz in a beer can then shotgun the beer

I heard she likes to start her parties off with a good ol Dirty Joanie

by Tuggy69 June 13, 2019


dirty gavyn

When a man (usually black) fingers another man's (usually white) asshole then proceeds to make love while watching brother on brother porn

I had such a time last night we even did the dirty gavyn

by I_tell_only_absolute_facts November 5, 2021


Dirty billybob

A dirty billybob is when you have sex with yourself with a cup that has Bob on it

Hey guys I did a dirty billybob...

by Itsamebobvy July 29, 2024