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When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.
Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick
friction burn on penis after having sex fully clothed.
That girl last night gave me fric dick. She couldn’t keep her shorts out of the way.
This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th
Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day
The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.
That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick
Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’
This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.
“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”
acropora elitists that look down on everyone else like they are peasants
That stick dick has some really nice frags for sale.