Random
Source Code
Random
A man who constantly shits himself, has cock breath, always wears jizz stained clothing, and gives you a brain aneurysm whenever he talks
Example 1
Warlo: Yooooo Logic's new album is fire
Charby: Supermarket better
Warlo: Stfu dirty chard *dies of cringe*
Example 2:
Dante: that guy over there is such a dirty chard he gave me a brain aneurysm and was put in the hospital
Example 3: I cant believe that guy overthere wore a jizz stained shirty such a dirty chard
Example 4: That guy has such shit takes he is a dirty chard
The Dirty Jijo is a sex act involving three consenting individuals: a couple who are both drug addicts and one partner’s ex. The couple will begin to make out while the ex stands in the corner of the room filming the scene and masturbating to it. As the couple progresses in their foreplay, the ex will begin to edge, letting it be known that they are enjoying themself. While the couple engages in sexual intercourse, the ex will repeatedly scream the chorus of Buddy Holly while simultaneously throwing burning blunts at the couple to distract them and interfere with their recovery processes. Once both partners orgasm, the ex will give up their edging streak and cum as well. After all participants have settled down and cleaned up, everyone will carry on with their merry lives, and the couple will restart their recovery journey with a nice greenout.
Hey man! Gertrude and I pulled a Dirty Jijo last night. It was wiiiilllllddd. She’s in the ER after all that weed put her in a coma.
The process of a woman removing a particularly soaked through tampon or pad, placing it in the palm of her hand and then clapping as hard as she can. Spraying the used and clotted lining of the her uterine wall about the room like a vampiric Jackson Pollock
I really need to chew my food more, I just shat out a brick and tore myself. The toilet bowl looks like someone did a "dirty annalisa" into it
A guy who teases you with shelfies for months but never takes it any further.
"How are things going with that guy from work?" "Urgh, I gave up, he was nothing but a Dirty Niall"
Usually involves 2 people (male-male female-female male-female) where one person pours vodka into the ass of the other person then proceeds to eat their ass then kiss them. The other person does the same. Repeat as many times as necessary for both people to get drunk
Some variations are the Russian Slow Dance or the Cuban Fudge Tornado
Person 1: hey man wanna do a dirty marvin?
Person 2: what the fuck
Person 1: damn bro I did a dirty Marvin with Edna last night!
Person 2: that’s cool but have you ever tried a Russian Slow Dance?
When you join a club or organization enthusiastically but then give up on it and let it fail. Usually while throwing a big temperature tantrum like a baby.
If you don't try harder your going to pull a dirty marvin.
When a man enjoys a warm penis inside of their anus performing a complicated prostate exam
Man I heard you went to the doctors today?
Yea I had to get the dirty Yeprem
Jeez man that must’ve sucked