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The day you not allowed to go on any other site except urban dictionary. 26th of December.
Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day
Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary
Expose all your worst exs who had did you dirty on August 14. They deserve to be exposed for doing dirty.
This is the day on which eagle83 left the deathrun community and thus, peace is restored!! This is one of the most emblematic deathrun moments in gaming ever. And this event is extremely important to celebrate once a year.
Why are feeling happy today?
It's because it's the National DR celebration day 3 December today!!
This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
this day is celebrated on 4/20 or 20/4 and you get to say fuck you and if you get offended you're a pussy
fuck you
you cant say that im a pussy snowflake
its fuck you day so fuck you
April 17th is “Fuck You Day”.
Make sure it is the first thing that is said right when you wake up, and make sure you use it at least 64 times throughout the day. Greet them with a “Fuck You” and make all your dreams come true!
Fuck you, Michael! How are you today? It’s a lovely day here in Misery. Happy Fuck You Day!