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When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time
Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again
The act of coordinating and receiving oral sex from two separate partners.
Person 1: Hey man you down to hang later today?
Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.
The theory that secretaries of the world draw on a communal brain pool which is monopolized by a few, leaving the majority to fight for the scraps of left-over intelligence. Hence the high turnover rate of secretaries in offices. The longer you work in an office, the more this theory reinforces itself.
"Wow, your secretary seems to do a really good job."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."
Similar to poo poo head a pee pee brain is someone who is full of piss. Pee pee brains are usually pretty good at pissing you off even if you don't get mad easily.
1.Omg that kid is such a pee pee brain.
2. Person 1: Yesterday I was with Jerry and he pissed me off so much that I beat the fuck out of him.
Person 2: Wow Jerry is such a pee pee brain.
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The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!
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Said of an individual, circumstance or location perceived as insidiously annoying. Usually one discerns the circumstance after a brief period of interaction with said annoyance.
From direct translation of the Hebrew saying popular in Israel.
Eating One's Brain example:
Last time we were there, the guy was eating my brain.
Let us go, this place starts to eat my brain.
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