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The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.
Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?
Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
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The group that made the controversial song, "Me so Horny"
2 live crew made me so horny
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A system for getting a woman to preform various sexual acts on you. It is initiated by a woman complementing a part of your body such as your hairstyle. This should immediately be followed by "whipping it out". The 1-2 punch may sometimes be considered sexual harassment or public indecency.
Girl: Hey, your hair looks nice today.
You: If you like that, then check this out.
*You whip it out*
You: The 1-2 Punch: works every time.
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The time of morning when you are most vulnerable. Feelings are almost always revealed at this time
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A really really good movie by Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker.
ohh get closer
kafilta fish
"i always dreamed to square garden"
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Single handedly the most fun online game ever. Puts two teams (RED and BLU) of nine unique classes (Scout, Soldier, Heavy, Spy, Pyro, Sniper, Engineer, Demoman, and Medic) against each other. A sequel to the Quake mod Team Fortress (released as a standalone game called Team Fortress Classic), TF2 (as it is commonly abbreviated) was originally announced in 1998 for a '99 release. However, as Valve is prone to doing (see Valve Time), development of the game was stopped and started repeatedly for nine years until 2006, when the current version of the game was unveiled at E3 an While the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 versions are very fun, the PC/Mac version is the best, as it is often updated to include new maps, game modes, weapons, and accessories.
I got an F on my exam because I stayed up all night playing Team Fortress 2. Totally worth it.
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A dap up only using 2 fingers, more commonly the pointer and middle finger. This is used after something good happens. Used a lot by Punga, Dez, Tylil, and KaiCenat
We’re both guys but we like to kiss. Gimme 2 Dummy
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