Ryan Leaf Paper

1. A brand of toilet paper that sucks ass.

"Aw man, they're all out of Cottonelle"

"Dude, just get the Ryan Leaf Paper."

"But that stuff gives me chlamydia"

"At least it's good for 14 wipes and 36 picks- Just like Ryan Leaf!"

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ryan distance effect

The ryan distance effect occurs when, over a lengthy period of time, his dickhead levels begin to increase until it is intolerable. This effect normally occurs within the holidays or even over the weekends depending on his current dickhead levels. This is a very unusual case in which only ryan currently possesses. Scientists have yet to explain why there are a lot of mysterious outcomes of this effect.

There is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou

The ryan distance effect is strong in this one

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Ryan Page Orgy

When a group of men get together and jerk each other off.
Common gay slang in the I.E.

Sometimes used in place of 'circle jerk', 'man train', 'gay orgy'.

"Shut up Jon, you aren't even a part of this Ryan Page Orgy."
"You hear about the RP Orgy going down this weekend? You down?"

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Ryan C

Someone who is extremely trash and has a millimeter peter and is attracted to douching men.

Dude that guy in the locker room is totally a Ryan C.

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Ryan Reynolds appreciation

March 24th the day when we celebrate ryan reynolds as one sexy man

Ryan Reynolds appreciation day is so fun

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Ryan B 3721

He is the most powerful person on Earth, he was first discovered when he commented on @leilaastar comment section where he had commented: "Damn". Once discovered, he took hundreds of girls virginities and said some of the most notable things like "just wanted to post" or "idk what I was doing". However, as all legends fall down, he was caught copying an idea from @michael.h.99 where he was caught. Ultimately it did not affect his sexiness

Trinity: OMG billy rae sangheletti is so hot
Becky: but have you seen Ryan B 3721?

Leila: OMG GUESS WHAT

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Ryan Howard Right

Your FBI agent who is constantly messing with your auto correct. This man is more commonly know as Yan the R being an edition for when he’s undercover. He can’t spell the word rite correctly and is clearly an idiot.

Ryan Howard Right is so annoying, I feel like he’s always messing with me.