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Monkey In A Bathtub

Just a fellow negro on the block getting some cock

That guy really is a monkey in a bathtub

by Slooby Chewby November 8, 2018


Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021


gravel monkey

geologists are gravel monkeys, because it is not a real science.

real scientist: i can't believe people pay these gravel monkeys to play with dirt
gravel monkeys: oooohh aahahaaoooh aahah *plays with dirt and gravel*

by GeologyIsNotScience December 14, 2021

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monkey timeloop

Something that exists which shows the true core of the earth itself, further than just the hot molten inside. It loops as a plane called the Astral Area. This area consists of stardust and galaxies full of chimpanzees. However, these chimpanzees never die. They consist in a loop. A timeloop.

"Hey man did you see the new article about the monkey timeloop? Some say it doesn't exist."

by Bukas July 13, 2020


Clam monkey

Term used to refer to a koala with chlamydia.

Look theres a clam monkey in that tree

by Rbharry February 6, 2021


Monkey Hoe

A prostitute usually found in the inner city that only accepts payment in bananas conducts her business in the tree tops

Joe can I borrow a banana I’ve got to pay that monkey hoe for last night

by Scholloar 33 March 19, 2023


Madagascar Monkey

Ejaculating on a girls face while she gives you those big doe eyes like a madagascar monkey.

Man you should of seen those eyes when I gave that chuck the Madagascar Monkey!

by Valentine Sweety March 4, 2015