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When you are slowly edging towards the edge of your toilet seat and your nob gently touches the cold seat and you feel a little naughty
I nutted so hard after that cold nob
When someone comes in from the cold outside and you can feel the cold of their body
It felt like cold flames coming off they’re bodies in a blizzard
A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.
"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."
When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.
“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”
When the water is so cold it's "Killen" you
"Oh yeah, that's Killen cold!"