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Harassing people with graphic texts including “I’m going to hug you,” “I’m going to motorboat your malleable pussy,” “here’s some dick in celebration.”
Did you hear about HR receiving that report that Joe was David Silverstoning Mary?
This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!
Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.
Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.
The sexiest man on the planet has a huge cock and is really fuckin hilarious. He is a leader and a con artist is really smart and knows his way around getting in trouble
Damn Leonard David duke is one bad ass motha fucka!
One of the most intelligent people you will ever know. Street and book smart. Extremely funny, but only for people who actually like humor. Pretty old school when it comes to respect, but that’s the best kind of respect. He may be respectful and is the kind of guy who helps an old lady walk the street, but he’s also the kind of guy who will throw you across the room if you piss him off. If you ever meet a David Caldwell, you won’t ever forget him. He may become your best friend or he might think you’re retarded and annoying. But if you get the chance to become his best friend, you’re one of the luckiest!
Yo, that David Caldwell is cool! Idk if I want to ask him about history or ask him advice on going to pound town?
the term everyone yells at school for no apparent reason other than the fact that a random freshman is named david.
On David!!!
That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger
David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam
Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*