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The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.
"Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!"
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an insidious LSD cult
infidelic pagan hippie scum
a tool of the government
etc
see government social engineering , etc
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A band that was formed in 2006 playing post-hardcore & screamo music. They originated from Sydney Australia they really are a talented bunch of musicians and on stage are really entertaining.
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May 1st: The day Osama Bin Laden was killed by America.
A: hey its may 1st you know what that means.
B: dead terrorist day!! fuck osama
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Jokes for people with sick minds and a hate/fetish for babies(dead or alive).
Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!
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A asshole who has been with his girlfriend for almost 20 years,he has 3 kids,is hardly ever home,and fucking cheats on his girlfriend.
My dad is a dead beat dad.That damn son of a bitch.
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Jumping out of a Helicopter at a height where you wont suffer any major injuries; originated in the xbox 360 video game Dead Rising
Frank West jumped out of the helicopter into the Willemette Park View Mall Pulling a Dead Rising and lost a suitcase of absolutely no importance.
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