the day of birth of sexiest, funniest, swankiest hoe ever. u a real hoe if u were born on december 8 π«π§’ but in a cool way
person 1: bro did u see that hoe over there. she must have been born on december 8th!
person 2: facts bro. but she a hoe in a cool way. ya know
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It's December 29th. This day is honoured to your local furries birthday. Wish them a Happy Birthday!
Guess what! Its December 29th.
Time to celebrate your local furries birthday!
Happy Birthday @furry
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The most beautiful people are born on this day! They are the most kindest and the most genuine person youβll ever meet!
That person must be born on December 13 because they are so kind and genuine!
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Since my boyfriend is being a bum Iβm creating βNo Pussy Decemberβ!!!!
Boyfriend: βCan I get sum π±π?β
Girlfriend: βSorry bud itβs no pussy decemberπ€·πΌ βοΈβ
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National day of ignoring the celebrity.
Justin Biber: Why did no one like my post on Instagram?
Netizen: It's the 10th Of December,
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December 2nd is national go to school day
Teacher- Is everyone present today
Students- Yes because itβs December 2nd
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"It's the best day ever"
- Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob loves this day so he sings his best day ever song "December 25 is the BEST DAY EVER!"
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