Badge Dump; The act of doing something so stupid that you loose your job as a Police Officer.
Brennen did a Badge Dump when he sent dick pics to underage girls.
Dump the bag! Going full send/full tilt with anything Recreational. Followed by shouting it in a Tourette’s fashion loudly.
Lay out some lines Johnny. “Dump the bag!!”
You got ran over by a dump truck
Q. Did you hear about Haskins? It’s so sad.
A. He got dump trucked
The last bit of shit that you cant squeeze out in the first toilet session, meaning you have to return to the toilet again in half an hour to squeeze the rest of the shit out
"good shit?"
"nah"
"why not"
"got a dump-anchor and it wont budge"
"try again in half an hour"
Similar to regular Sexual Edging. Dump Edging is where you start to Turtle Head, but at the last minute contract your sphincter and suck the turd back into your bowels. After you've done this a few times, and you finally get to release your load, you'll be sweating with euphoria, as endorphins flood your body.
I was riding the 230 home, after a long lunch of spicy Indian food, and got the urge to continue the endorphin hit. So I decided to do a bit of Dump Edging on the bus to tide me over, until I arrived at the sanctity of my home base toilet
Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .
Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago
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when one strains making noises akin to a zombie while deficating.
I can hear Jazmyne in the bathroom taking a wicked zombie dump.