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Ethan

Ethans are very dark and twisted individuals. Ethans usually range between 5 foot 5 and 4 ft tall and his temper is as short as him. You can often find them in their natural habitat of roblox playing an fps or meep city. Alternitivly you can find them playing call of duty and screaming at young children. When challenged the average Ethan will begin to mock you and attempt to demasculate you. Then if it persists he will grow louder and angrier when mocked it becomes worse. When stuck in this situation you must offer him his favorite food, ice cream, and ignore everything else he says.

"Wow that Ethan is very dark and twisted."

by ovendweller42 January 4, 2024


Ethan

Ethan is the best boyfriend someone could ask for. He is very kind and sweet, plus extremely handsome. If you meet someone named Ethan, you should most definitely keep him close because he is the best person you’ll ever meet <3

My boyfriend Ethan is the best boyfriend ever:)

by only.speaking.the.truth. November 23, 2021


Ethan

a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch

me: hey Ethan you're super duper cool and I love you, bro!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt

by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024


Ethan

A CUNT who I am honoured to call my best friend. He's so funny and hot and awesome and I love being around him so if you're an Ethan and you're reading this, haaaaai you share a name with the most incredible boy in the world

Me: Ethan I love you!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt

by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024


Ethan

The most supportive friend you'll ever meet, always there for you, always got your back.

Ethan is the best friend I've ever had

by _THE_FAN_GIRL_ June 1, 2018


Ethan

The hottest guy ever, good ass jawline, super fruity and extremely hot so if this is your name come right to bed

person 1: "Dam Ethan is so fucking hot"
person 2:"i know"

by Skeleq July 14, 2022


Ethan

A fat fucking hippo that is the definition of gayness

Ethan is gay

by Redead666 May 16, 2019