stirring the egg drop soup

Female masturbation. Named for how the secretions look

A-Where's Lisa? She's been in the bathroom for about 40 minutes now. Is she constipated or something?
B-Oh, she's stirring her egg drop soup. Her BF Allen left for Spain Friday, and she just felt like...
A- Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

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Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants

An exclamation of an abundance of excitement.

"Not only is there a killer party this weekend, but our Google AdSense account just paid us $1,000 for doing nothing!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"

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steal her fucking eggs

when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.

See also: vaginal rape

John: "What up biddy?"

Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."

John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"

John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"

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Underboob square lego eggs

its where you fucking lay down on the side walk with your ass exposed on a really hot day and have your friends grandmother cook eggs on it and sell them at walmart, keeping them heated in an easy bake oven. It helps not to get shit on them or fart in the old women's face, because she could die from inhaling toxic gases.

Hey dude i just made $5 from making Underboob square lego eggs with sean's grandma!
dude your horrible.

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Keep your eggs in ya ovaries

A slightly sexist way to tell someone to calm down.

Swaggerella: OMG I just have so much swag im gonna die!

Random: OMG Keep your eggs in ya ovaries!

Harry Styles: Hey I just thought I would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.

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green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"

"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

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that really butters my egg roll

An endearing term. When you love something so much you feel over joyed with happiness. Butter.

You really butter my egg roll , because you fill me with over flowing joy and happiness. That really butters my egg roll

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