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A Facebook friend, who never likes, or comments on your posts, but suddenly reads something you posted, and feels the need to attack you with a comment.
I didn't think that Jim read any of my posts, until he pulled that Facebook guerilla move.
To describe an absolute beast, that you pull on a challenge night, that you would only have a relationship with via facebook.
"That will definitely be one for facebook"
The narcissistic over representation of inconsequential events, real or imagined, on social media through unjustified boasting for the purpose of validation from strangers of ones own vanity
Her latest holiday was nothing but an exercise in Facebook glory
When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.
Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!
Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling
Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.
The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.
"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
Someone who hacks Facebook accounts
Dude, someone hacked my Facebook and made my status "Love is my weapon!" fucking Facebook Genie hacked me again.