derives from being zooted
when you are just so high/drunk after a heavy night of partying
"hey how are you feeling?
man, im z'ed up from the feet up"
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Ian Tombelson (Will Ferrel) Saturday Night Live Jarreds Room
"What's his address? 21 jump st.?"
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to scoop your shit out of the toilet, by hand or with a fishnet.
Jim had forgotten his doctor wanted a stool sample, so right after he finished dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool he immediately had to pick up the Cosby kids from the pool.
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not knowing someone at all - to be more precise, not knowing someone even at the very infinitesimal atomic level.
"yo brah whuh chu jarking?"
Shit man, i dont know you from atom
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an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum
Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now
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This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.
Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.
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