When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.
Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!
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When you can't reach the cables under a desk so you just cheat everything.
-Damn I can't reach the cables
-Screw that, I'm going full goblin mode
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When a man worships a woman and kisses her from head to toe showing her the attention she deserves
Baby would you like some FBA (Full Body Appreciation)?
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An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done
2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube
Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
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A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.
A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.
Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."
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A prison term used to tell your cell mate to Fuck Off.
Hey Fuck Stick, Go Eat A Bowl Full Of Dicks.
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Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.
Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?
Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.
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