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When someone receives something so valuable that it changes his life.
Look how Barry has been spending money since his inheritance. I guess his ship came in.
If you see one, you need to run.
Heck that's a Nibba in his Timbs, let's get out of here!
When a girl is checking you out so hard she crashes into something. From Wayne’s World movie. (Past tense: hi wayned)
Damn! This girl hi wayned me so hard today, I think she cracked her skull!
Guy with a rock in his foot that does karate and dislocates people's jaws with a single kick in the jugular or face
Unsespecting Feller: Did you see that guy with a rock in his foot?
Guy with a rock in his foot: *About to kick the Unsespecting Feller* Yes
i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"