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When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.
Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.
A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"
"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
its when a human centipede is rizzing up a person
omg The Human Rizzapede just tried to hit on me
that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.
"damn, bro is a whole human dickipedia"
A human second, exactly one second.
That image was funny, for about a human second.
That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth
Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses
when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot
Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor