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Dylan is the equivalent of a human participation trophy
When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.
Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.
A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"
"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
When someone farts in your face
Don’t you human skunk in my face if you gotta fart! Cuz that’s just nasty
A hot humble human = HHH for short
Hernán is such a hot humble human
When two dudes tape their erect penises together. Thus forming an "H".
"Hey, Gary, do you wanna come over to my house tonight and do the Human H for me and put it on GayTube.net? You bring the scotch tape."