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When a woman gapes her butthole open and closed
That stripper is winking in Russian at me
Dipping a tampon in vodka and inserting said vodka infused tampon into one's bootyhole. The alcohol enters one's bloodstream in a much faster manner that traditional methods.
Man I hate vodka it tastes so bad.
Try a russian injection
When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?
When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.
“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”
Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.
I'm on a Russian Fast today because I failed my Calc test .
A dark side of Pinterest where words like 'Анерексия эстетика' and 'Анарексия эстетика' come up. Essentially, it's the ED side of Pinterest, and can be triggering.
Person1: I was on Russian Pinterest last night
Person2: What's Russian Pinterest?
Person1: Oh, it's just a side of Pinterest I'm on that's in Russian. It's got a lot of ballet bodies on it
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The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.
Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.
Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.