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An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.
Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.
Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.
Unknown agent, but hopefully none of our allies
Who killed Livitenko? The Russians did it.
Simply inserting a vodka soaked tampon into your asshole
Drinking at church is frowned upon so I went with a Russian juggernaut.
Russian bias is a term used in the game warthunder where nothing can destroy Russian tanks and planes. This is just a term for salty players that are trash at the game and got killed by a Russian tank or plane
Kid: *gets killed by Russian vehicle*
THIS IS SO RUSSIAN BIAS BRUH
normal person: shut up
When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.
"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"
Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt
Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack
Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off
Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?