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1. An extremely big dick. 2. Being very nice but if you mess with them they will kick your ass. 3. If your name is Jacob you have a big penis and big balls. 4. You will never be gay but have all the lady’s.
“Woah” “ I want to have sex with that sexy beast” Jacob- means you are a goat.
Jacob is one of the cutest, nerdiest, smartest guys you’ll ever meet. He also Jewish and is on the debate team.
Just date him already! He's super sweet, has a great personality, and is super playful and weird in the best ways possible.
Jacob is so sweet! Did you see what he got me for Valentine's Day?
Jacobs are little drama starters. Believe what anyone tells them. They trust other people instead of their girlfriends and best friend. They never talk to their girlfriend about how they feel (only when their girlfriends are mad at them). They always think that their girlfriends are cheating on them with their best friends.
Jacob: Are you dating my gf
Best friend: No wtf are you talking about??
Jacob: I don't believe you
The most amazing guy you will ever meet he is the one person you want in your corner he will always have your back and if he says he loves you he will always be there for you no matter what he would give the shirt of his back to help anyone in need
Have you met Jacob
Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"
jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking
Jacob is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet, he is very old fashioned when it comes to love. He’s the type to cal you Miss and brings you flowers every time you go on a date. He has a very caring personality, a true gentleman right there. He will listen to your problems even when he has his own. He is very closed off when it comes to feelings and he is very hard on himself. He opens up to people quickly and isn’t the most popular and he might not be the guy most girls notice but once they do he’s a keeper. He opens his heart to a lot of people only to be crushed but he doesn’t let it affect him. He’s always trying to lift others moods even when he’s not feeling the best.
Girl 1: I’ve been so stressed and everything is going so bad right now I just want to give up.
Jacob(feels terrible and wants to cry): what’s wrong tell me everything maybe I can help.