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Jordan Torres

the biggest gentleman ever. he’s the type of person to not leave you alone if he knows something is wrong. he never fails to make you smile. he truly is one of a kind and anyone that has the opportunity to get to know him is very lucky.

Jordan Torres is so nice to his girlfriend, treats her like a princess.
Look at JT man, so inspirational.

by bellasara November 24, 2021


jj jordaned

the act by which Kappa Delta sorority sends members to national probation without evidence they did anything wrong

KD Jj Jordaned another member because they didn't like her calling out their racism

by KDsucks January 18, 2024


Micheal B Jordan Son

Davarreon Jenkins (aquaman_djay on ig) aka dj

You:Who is Micheal B Jordan son
Other person: dj

by jessica olsen Step dad July 05, 2023


schools in jordan

schools in jordan all look the same. poor aspect bcs their country is poor (im sorry) and it all looks like a desert around them. :(

so u be walking in the middle of the desert with ur friend and u see a building:
"ok bye we have arrived at the schools IN JORDAN! this is my school. cya"

by ahmedsgirlfriend January 22, 2019


Jordan Carver

A German woman with big boobs

Random dude: Man, Jordan Carver is so beautiful

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 02, 2025


Jordan got competition

When one of the niggas who are waiting for next on Tabia partakes in scandalous moments or activities

Jeremiah and Aziz touching Tabia JORDAN GOT COMPETITION!!!!!

by Ptechs number one hater June 14, 2024


Every Jordan Peterson Video

"See, people say that I'm wrong but actually I'm right!" ~Jordan Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."

Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"

Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam April 22, 2025