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St mark the evangelist

Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes

Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”

by 1234488382828283 September 15, 2019


Mark shomaker

A person that thinks urbandictionary definitions prove a conspiracy exists

That guy is a total Mark shomaker. He will believe anything.

by Jusgejudi April 11, 2021


Mark Snow

Mark Snow is a little short bitch who will never grow. If asked to hit his vape, he'll deny you of your request and be anal about sharing the dome piece. If ever encountered, this little ankle biting cunt will scream at you for being a simp at the highest decibel of noise, leaving you feeling dizzy and throwing off your equilibrium.

Man fuck MARK SNOW, he's a little bitch; You guys know MARK SNOW, yea he wont let me hit his vape; Guys I don't feel good, MARK SNOW just screamed at me for being a simp, i think i need to lay down.

by 420MikeHunt69 March 06, 2020


Mark Renton

The protaginist of the 1996 movie, Trainspotting and the 2017 movie T2 Trainspotting.

Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?

by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022


Mark Jones

A gentrified black guy that uses exaggerated slang to remind people of his blackness. Usually a broadcaster or reporter.

“I can’t rock with Jokic bruh. He ain’t saucy like the other goats. He ain’t cookin with fish grease!! Feel me!!??”

Mark Jones

by June 03, 2023


Mark Jones

He spends the first our of the lesson running a demo, The same demo he showed us the day before

Uh oh, Mark jones is on his demo already

by im-a-robot-thanks September 04, 2023


Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.

“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”

by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019