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When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.
My girlfriend was acting out so i gave her a good old slimey mike.
September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)
I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day
A unit of measurement equivalent to the height of Mike Calta, approximately 6 feet.
Mike only got about 10 Mike Caltas away from his house before he ran out of gas.
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A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).
Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!
Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy
7 Grams of weed or other drugs
“Yo bro can I come by after work and pick up the Mike Vick?”
An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’
“How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
“Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”