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And apt description of having disproportionately sized testicles in relation to having a smaller penis. Thus, creating the imagery of a small cab on giant wheels much like a monster truck
Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.
Someone who is trying to give you aids
Yo I'm getting chased by a aid monster
when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear
When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.
Is another wording for widow peak.
Girl you got a Eddie monster.
when an action done surpasses boss status and proceeds by fists pumps in the air
Ben: Thank god josh is gone..kids a lingerer
Mike:yea he is
Ben: look what i got...another blunt
(pump fist in air)
Ben: This kids monstering it
Mike: WHATTTT!!??
A creature in the woods that comes out when it smells dick or other camp fire foods to take and devour. After screaching its horrifying cry in a deep growl, "DURRRR", it finds the nearest minor to do the deed with. Appears most in heavily wooded areas, stalking campers. It takes a special obsession with the obese. By the time you hear "DURRRR" your ASS already belongs to IT.
"DURRR"
"What was that?"
"Have you never heard of the Durr monster, IT indulges in fat minors"
When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking
Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster