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When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.
Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.
the typical shape of an incestuous family tree
The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.
When you get a group of people and deficate on them like a shower or rain
I just had a huge mud shower
A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you
I love giving my wife a Turkish mud bath!
Mud Crusader- a person who goes out on nearly every weekend to conquer another mud puddle a little higher up the trail from last week. The crusader uses 4 wheel drive vehicles to accomplish his mud crusade usually found in a muddy jeep, or toyota on Monday morning. Mud Crusaders are a group of like people that are usually gifted mechanics, often field fixing their vehicles in 3 feet of mud.
There goes another mud crusader, think he'll make it this time?
The car wash is banning all mud crusaders who plug his drain in the bays.
the slimy layer of lube and feces left behind after anal footing.
i'll join you in the hot tub as soon as i wash off my mud slippers.
When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass
I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night