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Guatemalan lawn ninja

The unidentifiably Hispanic lawn maintenance crew. They mysteriously appear at 10am on a Saturday, with neither call nor contract. They set up all their equipment and wake you up with their obnoxious weed eaters, but manage to disappear before you are awake enough to open the blinds.

*covers face with pillow* Damnit honey the Guatemalan lawn ninjas are back!

by Jacki B February 21, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Surprise Sex Ninja

Some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).

Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?

by Lacrox September 19, 2004

81๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


RN (Rescue Ninja)

Nurses that use Nurse-jutsu regularly.

Cathy has never lost a patient in 35 years of nursing, even extreme trauma patients have pulled through under her care, she is a true RN (Rescue Ninja).

by Skippyninja January 17, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sexy Double Ninja

When performing sex, the male penetrates the ass once then goes back to her pussy.

Jim: Dude, I pulled a Sexy Double Ninja on Karen!
Bob: What?
Jim: I fucked her pussy then pulled out and slammed her ass then went back into her pussy so quickly, that she didn't even make a sound!
Bob: Awesome.

by NoBuenoTime January 8, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bird ass ninja

a sensitive asian guy, an asian guy who likes birds

Leon is a real bird ass ninja, he gets upset when he is not svelte.

Leon likes birds, so he must be a bird ass ninja.

by DrJK December 21, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


stoopid ninja

the greatest cs player that ever lived

matt

by FUCK FACE April 9, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


mutant ninja turtles

If you don't know what mutant ninja turtles are then you need to stop living in a hole.

Mutant ninja turtles are the best thing that was ever invented

by Dognapp May 7, 2016