The unidentifiably Hispanic lawn maintenance crew. They mysteriously appear at 10am on a Saturday, with neither call nor contract. They set up all their equipment and wake you up with their obnoxious weed eaters, but manage to disappear before you are awake enough to open the blinds.
*covers face with pillow* Damnit honey the Guatemalan lawn ninjas are back!
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Some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).
Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
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Nurses that use Nurse-jutsu regularly.
Cathy has never lost a patient in 35 years of nursing, even extreme trauma patients have pulled through under her care, she is a true RN (Rescue Ninja).
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When performing sex, the male penetrates the ass once then goes back to her pussy.
Jim: Dude, I pulled a Sexy Double Ninja on Karen!
Bob: What?
Jim: I fucked her pussy then pulled out and slammed her ass then went back into her pussy so quickly, that she didn't even make a sound!
Bob: Awesome.
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a sensitive asian guy, an asian guy who likes birds
Leon is a real bird ass ninja, he gets upset when he is not svelte.
Leon likes birds, so he must be a bird ass ninja.
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If you don't know what mutant ninja turtles are then you need to stop living in a hole.
Mutant ninja turtles are the best thing that was ever invented