After a hot and sweaty day you take your sack sweat and put it all over someones hair
When funk passed out, I totaly gave him an arabian hair doo
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A man performing oral sex to a female.
She had me sprung, I couldn't stop Playin' In her hair.
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the best motha fuckin pasta in the entire gosh damn world b-i-itch
mmm that angel hair pasta taste so good make ya slap ya momma oh my god bless america
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Hair highlighted such that it consists of an assortment of nutty shades from hazlenut brown to macaroon blonde.
Karen: I totally wanna get trail mix.
Ana: You mean the food?
Ledah: No, silly, she means the highlights. You know, trail mix HAIR. Right?
Karen: Duh.
Ana: Oh you j.a.p.!
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Purple haired women insist on being stomped on choked gaged and most likely want to be fucked for non stop hours on till they pass out.
Purple haired girl: lemme bite ur balls and bust them like eggs!
Innocent dude: but but.
Purple haired woman: YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!
Innocent dude: NO IM A VIRGIN
Purple haired women: *inhales nut sack
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when someone has usually blonde semi long hair that makes them look a bit gay example: jay from the tv show "the imbetweeners" even though him and the show is legendary!
*guy with sweet hair walks into room*
oh man you have got sweet hair!
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Any of a variety of tie, clip, or ornament used in one's hair
"Ed tied his braid back with a hair doingie."
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