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a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.
"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."
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A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.
im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes penis
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i was sad but i sucked a penis and it made me happy
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A huge and or tiny thing guys have mostly sometimes called a cock
Hey daddy can I suck ur penis?~
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Getting a female (or male) addicted to the power of one's penis, even when that female knows it isn't for her own good.
"The man that is living to ejaculate, he's in a predator-mode. He's gonna look for the weaknesses of a woman. A woman that's lonely, her vagina is cold. She's laying at bed at night playing with her toys, or she's got a man beside her that is a good provider, but he's not hitting the walls and working the middle like that dawg she's having that sneaky sex with...Penis Power!"
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Term to describe someone who is acting like a idiot.
"Bill, you Penis Wrinkle!" or
"Hey! Penis Wrinkle come here"
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While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).
Now even human females have graduated too taking small Elephant Penis in Candy Apple vs King Dong and a 5 foot Penis one in Autumn Haze vs Son Of Dong. Plus some others too like the famous Kami Andrews and the slim Payton. Of course not fitting the hole length but taking the 16 inch girth. Making the human female quite amazing, and all human males now small in comparison. Even Mr. 18 and Mandingo.
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