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Good luck trying to follow THAT heading.
I had a hard time navigating by my boat's binnacle --- its needle-card just kept spinning around in circles, and thus showing all kinds of random "east-northwest by south" readings --- till I realized it was being affected by the magnetized eyelets in the cloth cap I was wearing! Duhhhhh..... :P
When you piss your pants and make your midwest lot lizard wear them home.
Gave Tyeler my South Dakota sweatpants last night.
When you do something and your intended outcome is disappointing. Related to a South Dakota sausage fest.
I had a party and no girls showed up. That is really pulling a South Dakota.
The guy we arrested turned out to be an undercover cop. We sure pulled a South Dakota.
A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.
Hey Dolly what's that comin? Why its a South African redneck of course.
Person 1: Hey I heard you slept with the south girls.
Person 2: Nah man my wife would kill me.
The ghetto side which consists of Englewood, Hackensack, Garfield, Elmwood Park (Village) and Fairview. To a lower extent Lodi, Teaneck, Cliffside Park (By Fairview) North Arlington (Gardens)
I’m from South Bergen you heard!
The term south of 80 refers to people who live south of I-80 in Illinois. Known to be very dumb witted and inbred.
“Wow that Jim guy is dumber than a brick.”
“That’s because he lives south of 80”