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Going to the local park during school's lunch break and getting the greatest blowjob from your bf/gf
Ready to go to the park? I wanted to give you a lunch break special ;)
I haven't seen you in a long time. You haven't returned my texts with the speed you normally do. You seem like you are kind of distant when we talk or text. Usually said to someone you are clearly not in a relationship with.
I haven't heard from you all day. Are we breaking up?
When Abed on Community breaks the fourth wall
Abed was seen breaking the autistic Wall when he said he was going to lay low for an episode
The best house music concert in the world.
Hey, were you at Take A Break last weekend?! This guy was moonwalking through the entire crowd while holding a beer on his head.
To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.
Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
A goofy spoof of the motto “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it “.
Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it