means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something
ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄
The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.
"I hate Mike, he did the road digger in the middle of wetherspoons yesterday!"
The act of traveling a long distance over a period of time
If we start laying road pipe, we might make it to the Grand Canyon tomorrow
Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?
Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
Gerrt up da road mush!
Gerrt up da road Leonard Chavvi
When someone who is a “road man” or “chav” speak they do not use proper English but actually speak differently
“Wagwan my drilla” “Hey can you translate from road language to English please”.
This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it
I got road rash on my back wheels