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i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 26, 2021


The Road Digger

The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.

"I hate Mike, he did the road digger in the middle of wetherspoons yesterday!"

by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022


Laying Road Pipe

The act of traveling a long distance over a period of time

If we start laying road pipe, we might make it to the Grand Canyon tomorrow

by Geezerino April 20, 2021


Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 31, 2024


gerrt up da road

Getting up the road

Gerrt up da road mush!

Gerrt up da road Leonard Chavvi

by Propergypo August 27, 2017


Road language

When someone who is a “road man” or “chav” speak they do not use proper English but actually speak differently

“Wagwan my drilla” “Hey can you translate from road language to English please”.

by Mandy__ August 29, 2021


Road rash on my back wheels

This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it

I got road rash on my back wheels

by Road rasher August 14, 2023