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When a woman sharts out of her vagina.
Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened to stacy?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: She Vagina pooped dude!
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
The noise your shit makes when it hits the toilet
Did you hear that? Poor guy is poop dinging over there. Or Get the hell out of here you fuckin poop ding.
When resting your elbows on your thighs for a long time while defecating, you get visible red sore marks above your knees.
I got poop thighs from playing Candy Crush on the toilet too long.
Poop when it goes down the toilet.
Rodrigo and Daniel had a big bizzle poop.
When your spouse or partner is sitting on the toilette peeing or pooping, the other person sits on top and poops through their partners legs.
My wife was using the toilette, and I had to go really bad, so I asked her if it was alright if I took a Siamese Poop. Of course she said yes.
A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.
"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."